What’s the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They’re under a buck!

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist.

What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

I donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic.. I wouldn’t take no as an answer

Did you hear about the unnecessarily large string orchestra? It was shut down due to mass violins

Once again the award for the most stupid act ever was given to a man who glued his hands to the bars on a treadmill. That’s two years running now.

What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?

A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars The Judge asked “First time offender?” She replied, “No, first time a Gibson, then a Fender.”

What’s black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!

(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)