Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism.

If science is so great why hasn’t it invented chocolate that has negative calories?

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition Edit:Woah, I got front page! Thanks guys!

Why did the stonemason break up with the female con artist? She took him for granite.

Nobody who does marijuana says they “do marijuana.”

Did you hear about the woman who gave birth in her 50’s? You haven’t? Oh, wait…that’s right…. that’s because they can’t. (Menopause) Ha.

What’s the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.

Online dates are like recipes… they never look like the picture.

How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? She tried to read her own lips.

What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission.