TwoXchromosomes is so annoying. It sounds like a bunch of crying girls all joined up in one place.

My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn’t like it when I shove earplugs in her nose.

What’s 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump’s tie.

I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.

What jobs have you found out about that made you think “why does this exist”?

5 years ago I asked a girl if she wanted to go on a date. Yesterday I asked her if she would marry me. She said no both times, though.

A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost.

Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it’s cheesy.

What did the blanket say to the bed? Don’t worry Ive got you covered!

Whenever I go home from work… Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!