Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester.

I didn’t know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I’m from they are in the menorah-ty

Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.

Women jokes The fact is that I don’t like jokes about women, period.

I just had a phone call saying I’d won 250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show……

The word you’re trying to think of is “Patronizing”.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The Russians did it apparently.

They say god dosn’t give people things they can’t handle. Except cancer.