Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he’s a man of the nice watch

A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless.

Look, a reindeer. Santa, is that you? Nope. Chuck Testa.

What do you call a group of babies? The infantry.

How many apples grow on trees? All of them..

The Italian faucet…. When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop.

A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal

Nintendo or Nintendont There is no nintendtry

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, I had to dump her because she kept seeing guys on the side.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don’t think Bush did a cow…