Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)

When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends

What did the mathematician wear in the beauty contest?

What’s the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause? He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it

My hand sanitizer smells like vodka. This gives me an idea! ……..OK, that wasn’t a very good idea.

I had sex with Adele last night… I was rolling in the deep.

What kind of Olive Oil do Reddit users use to masturbate? Extra Virgin

I’m not a basic Jew, I’m Hasidic.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there’s a blackout? They lock their doors and windows.