I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system! It’s a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me.

What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale.

Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: “I Love You” and “50% Off”.

George Washington: We should put ‘We trust in God’ on our money Thomas Jefferson: Great idea. Did you get that? Yoda (taking notes): Yep

What’s the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8.

I like my women like I like my coffee Silent.

I’ve got a “bun” (baby) in the “oven” (oven)!

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot… The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

What’s worse than seeing your dad’s penis? Seeing your mum’s.

There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones.