When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You’re experiencing what scientists refer to as “the eye of the shitstorm.”

Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name.

Two pretzels were walking down the street hand in hand. One was a salted. Did the other one come plain?

I’ve run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon.

“Z” I’m so hungry i could eat a pony ” – Guy who knows a full horse would be too much

How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?

What’s the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! “Kill for me,” he rasps.

My dick was once in the Guinness Book of Records. World’s smallest dick.

New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex.

I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James.