They say 99% of the population is stupid… I’m glad to be a member of the other 2%!

The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn’t matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep.

What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends.

LeAnn Rimes No it doesn’t.

A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism

“How about a scarf?” – Johnny Depp’s stylist every day.

I want to tell a chemistry joke… But all the good ones argon.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w cheese ;^]

i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus

I’m making a graph on my previous exs It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.