I can see what happens at the end of Trump’s presidency I have 2020 vision.

*walks past yoga studio* *looks in window* *eyes widen* Awesome. It’s like kindergarten. *walks into class* *unrolls mat* *takes a nap*

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet.

Why are gay guys able to float? Because they’re flamboyant.

What’s the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant? The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Robin: “Let me drive the Batmobile!” Batman: “Never. I’d rather let Superman.” *wall breaks down* Superman: “OMG really??” Batman: “No.”

What does an egg do for fun? Kari – YOKE – ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What did Syd Barrett leave in his mother’s bathroom? A saucerful of secretions

A psychic dwarf escaped from prison There’s a small medium at large.