Short Jokes
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister… It was wrong on so many levels.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister… It was wrong on so many levels.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
A photon… Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
There’s a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.
LPT: if you’re trying to study, don’t listen to music with lyrics Any modern pop-song should do.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Credit afroman for this one
Why did the porn-star get hit by a bus? She never saw it coming!!!
Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot… Joke over back to field.
QA engineer walks into a bar …(x-post from r/programmerHumor) Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.
The Quran is like weed You burn it and you get stoned