How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible

Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll pull down your underwear. And that’s why I was arrested, Your Honor.

If a cop sees a black guy crossing the street and a white guy robbing an old lady, who does he shot first? The thief because first duty then plesure

What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven’t paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.

What is an out of date joke you still remember? One from the 90’s: What do you call a little burro? A Burrito. What do you call a little taco? A Taquito What do you call a little judge? A Judge Ito

grey matter What’s grey and comes in quarts? An elephant.

A little bit of ash falls on Hitler’s shoulder. He sweeps it off and says “Fuck off Jew”

A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?” His father replied, “well, son, you probably got it from your mom, because I still have mine.”

Do you know poop is tapered at one end? So your asshole doesn’t slam shut.