A photon walks through a bar

What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race

A Spaniard, a Dutchman and an Englishman walk into a bar The Icelander couldn’t make it because he’s still at the Euros.

[Titanic] Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign. Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat- “What about Leo?” Steward: No. Leo dies.

What did the computer say to the pirate? Want to date hot Russians!

What did they call the documentary about Lorena Bobbit? American Snipper

If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I’d at least get a Nickelback. I’ll let myself out.

What’s the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn’t scream when you pump gas into it.

Why are urologists selfish? Because they’re all about number one

I opened a new nightclub named ‘Erectile Dysfunction’. It was a complete flop, nobody came.