One Gay Greek says to another, “Do you think you’ll ever go back to Greece?” “No,” he answered, “I’ll stick with K-Y Jelly!”

Women don’t know what they want. Men don’t know what they have.

Why are Boy Scouts such great murderers? Because they leave no trace.

NRA member: I’ve got guns. I’m in charge. Me: That’s nice. I’ve got bubonic plague – “cough, cough” – now you do, too. I win.

So is the Pope like… single now?

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed.

“Internet pretty” angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth.

thank you all for donating to my gofundme to pay for my surgery; I have decided to buy 600 playstations with the money

I had a cocaine joke, but now I can’t find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up