Jack and Jill… …..went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before.

The only people I know I’m superior to are the ones who announce the break they’re taking from Facebook.

Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. 😉

There are two reasons I would never drink from a toilet Number 1, and number 2

What’s worse that biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that’s for sale? It’s called ElonMuskTM

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren’t capitalist

People who put the punchline in the title What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?