BLONDE COUNTING Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What is a British person’s favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent

God said He loves me? That’s awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people.

Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur’s round table? Circumference

My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100… She’s a perfect 10! But she’s also imaginary.

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

What do you call a Jewish rapper? A rappi.

My son asked me to explain women to him so I told him we’d go to lunch and talk about it, then spent the next 3 hours getting dressed.

How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town? All the Mexicans have car insurance.