A Muslim, A Mormon and a Rastafarian walk into a bar… No one does anything

Whenever I see a lone female jogging at night I follow her in my car from a noticeable distance because there are a lot of weirdos out there.

I never thought I’d buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned.

What does wearing Crocs and getting your dick sucked by a dude I have in common? They both feel really good but when you look down you know you’re gay.

What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew’s coffee

I was wondering why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation… Then I saw a dragon and I fucking shit myself.

Life is like a dry handjob. Sometimes its painful sometimes its enjoyable most of the time its hard but mostly your just happy it keeps goin

What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

You know you’ve just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding.

Gay test: are you gay ? If you answered yes, then you’re gay.