I was asked on a biology test “what is most commonly found in cells” Black people was the wrong answer…

What’s the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot…

A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, a joke?”

What did one boob say to the other? You’re my breast friend. Budum tits.

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss’s email says to “cheek his paperwork”.

I took a class on Narcissism. I’m pretty sure I blew everyone away.

I’d fuck around on my husband more but he gets jealous when I make sandwiches for other people.

Food is like dark humour… Not everyone gets it.

What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?

The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor… even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall.