Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either…

How do you address a monster? Very politely.

JEllo hooker? What’s the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out

Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won’t get it.

BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless.

Which country has the loosest regulations on incest? Oh shit, this isn’t Google.

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Q: If Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Al Gore and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait.

How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t Chinese? They would have eaten the snake