Don’t judge Charlie Sheen until you’ve snorted a mile in his coke.

“Chewing” and “eating” are very similar things. But “getting chewed out” and “getting eaten out” are very different.

Funny talks make smile always. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You.

How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What do you call a below average sized dog? A sub woofer Yeah, I know I’m barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Why shouldn’t you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike? Because that might be your bike

There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own

If you ask me about my love life, I can honestly say… I’m holding my own.

A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off. They called it neigh-balm.