I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers’ day. “Nothing!” he said. “Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can’t we have a Son Day?” We do mate, it comes after Saturday.

Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much.

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? …He flounder

They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer’s eye and they always get mad.

Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway.

A joke died on stage. It leaves behind an orphaned punchline.

My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed. His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before. Sorry Gene. We still love you.

Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm? He’s currently in a vegetative-state.

Jet Steel can’t melt dank memes

This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning