What’s the word that starts with an “N” that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor

If a road runs parallel to a river, there’s probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit.

Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: It’s really sensitive.

Hey guys. Stop touching your wife’s pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her.

I’ve been reading a book about the history of glue. I can’t put it down!

Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined.

He who farts in church Sits in his own pew

What do you call a gay geologist? Fagate.

Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can’t take x-rays, but cats can.

I invented a Glass Coffin, but I don’t know if it will catch on. Remains to be seen.