Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don’t mention it…

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

Why couldn’t the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I’ll give these two a lift.

Baltimore? More like BaltiLESS! Haha!

If you don’t know me, don’t judge me. Unless you’re making me a pizza and you say “This woman looks like she wants extra cheese.” That’s ok

Jesus loves you, but Zeus thinks you’re stupid.

How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick

Civilization is just one really long and annoying group project.