I’m so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.

I’ve never met a group of people more worried about their “privacy” than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves.

The Detroit Lions That’s it; that’s the joke.

I think I’m failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level.

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee

Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement? A bananosecond

Two frogs are in a bathtub getting washed. One frog turns to the other and says: Please pass the soap. The other frog says: What do you think I am a typewriter?

What is ISIS’s favorite type of text? Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm… but I wasn’t finished..