Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.

If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I’d give him a piece of my mind.

A joke about a hangman’s noose… You probably thought it’s knot funny, but there’s a twist at the end.

I stopped using Hotmail, it’s not for me. I’d rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career.

What is a chemist’s favorite brand of shoes? Vans of der Waals

(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house To kill the hallucinations I said She laughed. I laughed The toaster laughed I shot the dog

Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and suicide? Dentists. They are down in the mouth all day.

Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !

Why are most runners single? At best they’re ASICS.

Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for meddlin’ those kids!