what’s wrong with pi? He is irrational and goes on and on – says the wife of pi

When I’m in a bathroom stall, please don’t yell “Oh my God oh my God there’s a guy in here!” Respect my privacy.

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it’s acidic juice.

Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor? – …. . -.– / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .– .- -.– … / .–. ..- -. -.-. – ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-

This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole. He asks – Are you a pole vaulter? Guy replies – No I’m German, and my name is Hans.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Yeah, neither have they.

[Blackstreet Bakery] Me: [watching the baker kneading dough] “I love the way you work it” Baker: “No diggity?” Me: “Baguette up.”

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a **shitzhu**.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!

“Beatles or Stones?” I asked my son. “Why can’t we have something normal for dinner?” He said