How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, glass ceilings don’t have light bulbs.

For logic-based beings. !!… Who’s there? Same as before.

[1st date] So, what’s your back story? “I have scoliosis” No, I mean your BACK STORY, like your history “Oh! I got scoliosis as a child”

Buried Knife Found at O.J.’s Estate Proof that black knives matter?

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but more can join in if there’s room in the lightbulb.

I won’t get a girl pregnant because I only have sex at night, when my sperm is asleep.

Laurie got offended just because I used the word “puke” But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What do you call a fly with no wings a walk