I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)

Wife: I want to see some snow. Me: You might get to see 3 to 4 inches tonight. Wife: I’d rather see snow.

J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke’s lightsaber red but it wasn’t greenlighted.

What do you call a fake noodle an impasta

I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359

There hasn’t really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill.

Why don’t black people dream? The last black man to have a dream got shot.

How much horsepower does a mustang have? 1