Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope’s all quitty! – Nuns N’ Moses (I’m so sorry)

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?

my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy.

A man has an airtight bag of money He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, “the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years”

The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack.

I’ve been looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer for the past 2 years But no one will take the job

Where’s the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge.

Why is British weather muslim? Because when it isn’t sunni, it’s utter shiite

Why are men better swimmers than women they are part sperm