When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn’t have electricity.

Have you heard about that cop that shot the black guy? Which one?

Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage.

Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun.

With a calendar, your days are numbered.

Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? “I aint no Valhalla back girl.”

What does a beer say when it’s cold? Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Knock knock. Who’s there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don’t question us, that’s anti semitic.

You can really scare someone when you yell “Peek-a-boo!”. Especially when they’re trying on clothes in the fitting room.

Man it’s nuts today, I’ve killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?