This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album.

Kissing the back of someone’s neck is a sensuous thing to do. Unless it’s a stranger in a queue in Primark.

Do you know why there’s no Apple wireless charger? Because they can’t decide what exactly should break there.

I saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other this morning. Gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie

Saying Romney would handle the economy better is like saying … … one of your friends is “good with women” because he’s a convicted rapist.

Millions of people are killed every year because they didn’t check behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop.

[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I’m sorry; we don’t have that kind of time.

People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds.

What’s Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph

Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up.