Lionel Richie: I’m easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I’m right here

What do you call a cannibal that only eats disabled people? A Vegetarian

What’s the difference Between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job. One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive? Mussel cars.

Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn’t hold up in court.

Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it.

Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage.

Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them… So she’s basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands.

What does a cannibal get when he comes home late to dinner? The cold shoulder.

My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I’m done.