Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck

Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded.

The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets.

Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for murder? Because it was framed.

What’s the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked “So which one is yours?” I replied “Not sure, haven’t decided yet”.

Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted “I support the one with the knife.!” they both ran away.

The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.

My girlfriend left me because I couldn’t stop singing Linkin Park. I don’t know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn’t really matter.

Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it’s the thought that counts.