Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard

Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

I hate Russian dolls… They’re so full of themselves.

How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: “Pick-a-jew”!

Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren’t the problem. They’re going to replace them with coon dogs

[3 AM] 5yo: *sobbing* Daddy Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what’s wrong? 5yo: I’m lonely… Me: Then, don’t ever get married. 5yo: Ok, Daddy.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don’t have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller.

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen.

The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike. I said, “that’s not true, my dog can’t ride a bike.”