Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table

Why do people choose to become bakers? Because they knead the dough.

Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???

What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large

John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena

What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.

gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose.

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked “how much did you pay for that?” “I paid through the nose!” he replied

Looking at you is getting my dick harder than Chuck Norris

I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot.