The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery

To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear … Old Space.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field

[NSFW] I’m almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I’m worried how incest will affect our relationship.

My bike is getting old. I had to retire it.

Well, if you’re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.

My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow.

I went to a camouflage themed party the other day… but I didn’t see anybody there.

What’s the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Convincing their family to consent to it!

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U? Amiigo