You can tune a guitar… but you can’t tuna fish!

A guy walks into a bar… He says “ouch!” and grabs his forehead.

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church.

Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they’re not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it.

Why did the computer freeze? It got frostbyte.

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.

Two women are at a cafe, sitting quietly

Trump promises to bring back Jobs If he can save the iphone 8 from deleting the charge port he can save America

Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )