Why was the female bank teller angry? She was going through the change…

I used to be very indecisive But now I’m not so sure if I am anymore.

Where do they send female terrorists? Guantanamo Bae.

My cat’s name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw “Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda”

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!

Your mama is so fat….. Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring.

I like my women like I like my student debt Always there and constantly fucking me

What did one snowman say to the other? “Weird…I smell carrots, too.”

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool

If you think Lord of the Flies couldn’t happen, you’ve clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a pinata.