I love when the family tells puns on easter They are always so eggciting to hear.

wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn’t have to borrow the car

To kill a mockingbird should have been titled “how to kill a mockingbird.” Learn English idiot.

Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done.

My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair.

How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill

MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

What do vegetarian zombies eat ? terri schiavo

Knock knock The game