[Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU’RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH

what colour are Marios overalls? denim denim denim

How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock? She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it’s terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich Oops, wrong sub

Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye’s forearms, I’m guessing Olive Oyl didn’t put out much.

Three Men Walk Into A Bar The bartender then says… “How’d you guys get in here?”

A cop stops a drunk man and asks “how high are you?” The man replies. “That is wrong English. You should say ‘Hi how are you?’”

Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag

‘C’ has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B’s.