A guy named Charles lived in a foreign country for many many years. When he came back, everyone started calling him “Harles”. Why? Because long time, no c..

I scream. You scream. The police come. It’s awkward.

Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus’ words to his disciples at the Last Supper: “If you guys want to be in the picture, you’ve got to get on this side of the table.”

Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy.

Today is Tax Day. It’s going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income.

What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee? Their GPA drops

I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn’t stop

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD