What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah’s Snackbar.

I couldn’t figure out why that frisbee was getting bigger… …and then it hit me!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad

Why are atheists so light? They have no mass.

My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I’d say ominous things like “Look both ways before you cross The Street”

Your life doesn’t get better by chance. It gets better by choice.

Why wasn’t the fella able to get out when he fell in the river? Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed?

What’s the difference between a man and a woman? A vas deferens.

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]

When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, “Now, what I’m about to say is correct”