What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West… …could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone…

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

I only studied genetics so I would know who to blame.

Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It’s been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn’t the best name :-/

A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college.

Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it’s too long.

I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn’t. So now I’m mourning wood.

Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub.

I’ve heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It’s nothing more than viscous rumours.