What do the UFC and Beauty Salons have in common? They’re both full with Brazilian pussies!

Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation.

It’s fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries.

Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.

How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands.

My reaction to winning a billion dollars wouldn’t even come close to my 5 year old’s reaction when I told him that there’s no school today.

What’s the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity? Going to Thailand with your own children

Real laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo.