I’m sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered… sorry, this joke has too many layers.

So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food.

I dowloaded the song “Runnin’ down a dream” illegally from the internet… I got charged with Petty theft.

I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that’s 10 times better.

Don’t be racist. It doesn’t matter if you’re black, asian or normal!

What’s the core body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm

Last week, Puerto Rico’s Governor said that they couldn’t pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum

Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her “insurance would call” me. Someones still carrying a torch!