There are 10 kinds of people in the world… Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest.

Another yo momma joke Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes

Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

What’s the difference between my basement and a Ferrari? One is filled with hookers, and the other is my basement!

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I’d leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime? A Ouijaboo.

I hate how funerals are always at 9-10 AM… I’m not really a mourning person

Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!

On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I’m right?