BREAKING: Olympic athlete stripped of medal after urine sample shows traces of rubber, which is a band substance

What’s the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days

You should never trust a molecule They make up everything.

How do the French defend a city? We don’t know, they’ve never tried it.

What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky

Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. “Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?” Hitler asked. “Today we’re burning the diabetic” answered the manager. Edit: Spelling.