CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That’ll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That’s not where it goes, silly

Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl.

That awkward moment: You’re watching a movie with your Dad when a sex scene comes on. And then your dad starts stroking your balls. Am I right??

My pastry factory has been pretty successful… So far we’ve had a good turnover.

You put the punchline in the title Wanna know how to spoil a joke?

What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!

You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

If it weren’t for double standards, some people would have no standards at all.

Whats the worst thing about the deaf women being raped She didn’t hear them cumming

A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get? A Netflix original series!