I was going to tell a Periodic table joke… …But they all Argon

I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow.

How do you turn lead into gold? Start a war.

Can’t wait for “Watch Where You’re Going, Dummies” Ricky Gervais’ new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street.

Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!

What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don’t know. It’s a Mistery.

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn’t give a hoot !

Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back.

What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett.

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