Why does no one like the number 4? It’s too square.

My sex party was a big disappointment… Nobody came.

My wife just walked into a huge spider web. She is now a black belt in karate.

There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up.

Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face….ha!

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.

If you can’t handle me at my worst that makes sense and I’m sorry for setting your house on fire.

want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO